Apple Bear

I have spread
my dreams under
your feet
tread sorftly
because you
on my dreams

This is printed on a pencil that has a picture of a teddy bear character called Apple Bear. He has a mug and a cookie and something like a blue mouse at his feet. The pencil also bears the words "COLOR PENCIL" even though it is a regular wooden pencil, not a coloring pencil. Obviously something got lost in translation.

I *SO* accept those terms

Just what are we agreeing to when we sign up for Yahoo Mail or some other Internet account and we check the box that says we agree with some "terms"? Must we quarter some soldiers? Surrender our blenders? What diabolical fates await when we act all agreeable and stuff? Are these free Internet accounts worth giving up something valuable that could be embedded in those wordy-ass "terms of service" or "end user agreement" documents? But who's going to enforce it? The Internet police?

Another list: Diet Coke

Can you keep up with all the flavors of Diet Coke that have been produced? I made a list of new proposed flavors.

Diet Coke with Pistachios!
Diet Coke with Pineapple!
Diet Coke with Pimiento Cheese!
Diet Coke with Chicken Giblets!
Diet Coke with Chitterlings!
Diet Coke with Mountain Oysters!
Diet Coke with Coke 2!
Diet Coke with Diet Mountain Dew!
Diet Coke with Milk!

Good for the Heart

NORTHERN, PINTO, LARGE LIMA, BLACKEYE, GARBANZO, BABY LIMA, GREEN SPLIT PEA, KIDNEY, CRANBERRY BEAN, SMALL WHITE, PINK BEAN, SMALL RED, YELLOW SPLIT PEA, LENTIL, NAVY, WHITE KIDNEY, BLACK BEAN, PEARL BARLEY.