Steakhouse menu

What would you like to eat? A "big bowl fresh immerse miscellaneous germ"? What about "color hot pepper fries the chicken"?

Or do you feel like "gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp f*cks"? You don't look like one -- ha!

Some people just go for the "cowboy leg" or "every form rape." Read the menu.

I would say I hope this menu is a hoax, but since truth is stranger than fiction, it is probably real.