Cats in Sinks

Quick, turn the water on!

http://catsinsinks.com/

Apple Bear

I have spread
my dreams under
your feet
tread sorftly
because you
on my dreams

This is printed on a pencil that has a picture of a teddy bear character called Apple Bear. He has a mug and a cookie and something like a blue mouse at his feet. The pencil also bears the words "COLOR PENCIL" even though it is a regular wooden pencil, not a coloring pencil. Obviously something got lost in translation.

I *SO* accept those terms

Just what are we agreeing to when we sign up for Yahoo Mail or some other Internet account and we check the box that says we agree with some "terms"? Must we quarter some soldiers? Surrender our blenders? What diabolical fates await when we act all agreeable and stuff? Are these free Internet accounts worth giving up something valuable that could be embedded in those wordy-ass "terms of service" or "end user agreement" documents? But who's going to enforce it? The Internet police?

Another list: Diet Coke

Can you keep up with all the flavors of Diet Coke that have been produced? I made a list of new proposed flavors.

Diet Coke with Pistachios!
Diet Coke with Pineapple!
Diet Coke with Pimiento Cheese!
Diet Coke with Chicken Giblets!
Diet Coke with Chitterlings!
Diet Coke with Mountain Oysters!
Diet Coke with Coke 2!
Diet Coke with Diet Mountain Dew!
Diet Coke with Milk!

Good for the Heart

NORTHERN, PINTO, LARGE LIMA, BLACKEYE, GARBANZO, BABY LIMA, GREEN SPLIT PEA, KIDNEY, CRANBERRY BEAN, SMALL WHITE, PINK BEAN, SMALL RED, YELLOW SPLIT PEA, LENTIL, NAVY, WHITE KIDNEY, BLACK BEAN, PEARL BARLEY.

Boring spam

"Talk to thousands of teen women on webcam," said the spam email subject line. You know what? That actually sounds really boring. It would take a really long time to talk to thousands of teen women, and if they're just messing around with webcams there probably wouldn't be a lot of interesting things to say.

Steakhouse menu

What would you like to eat? A "big bowl fresh immerse miscellaneous germ"? What about "color hot pepper fries the chicken"?

Or do you feel like "gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp f*cks"? You don't look like one -- ha!

Some people just go for the "cowboy leg" or "every form rape." Read the menu.

I would say I hope this menu is a hoax, but since truth is stranger than fiction, it is probably real.

Mailbox day

If my mailbox can see its shadow then we'll have six more weeks of junk mail.

Gluttony

The crane is a symbol of gluttony since the long neck represents the extended pleasure of swallowing. I think that certain foods inspire gluttony ... such as pulled-pork barbecue sandwiches.

The taste is really good and satisfying to my primal needs. Burping is no discomfort; in fact, it is great to regurgitate in my mouth to enjoy the flavor longer before swallowing again. If I ever find a piece of gristle — which is rare from our local barbecue experts — I can save it in a plastic container in the refrigerator so that I can take it out from time to time to chew and gnaw on it. It would be great to have a ton of barbecue and Brunswick stew to fill a bathtub so I could lie in it and lazily chew and lick while it fills my mouth in my sleep. If I were to meet a pig I would probably slap a sandwich bun on each side of it and just put my mouth on it as long as I could.

The owner of the restaurant warned, “You're going to turn into a barbecue sandwich.”

UNKNOWN CALLER

Is there a tomb of the Unknown Caller? Does a telephone service technician pace in front to guard it?

Uses for psychokinesis

If I had psychokinetic powers, I could go without corrective lenses because I could just mentally apply gentle pressure to my eyeballs to focus my vision.

When I want to lie on the couch and read, and there is no place to put my pencil because it might get lost in the couch's crevices or be out of reach on the floor, I could just levitate my pencil in the air until I needed it.

I could stir coffee without touching it.

You kid could trip and die

In this age of not wanting to be sued, a Canadian school posted this list of warnings, including possible tripping, tripping, tripping, tripping, or drowning.

human clock

HumanClock.com is pretty nifty. It loads a new photo every minute showing someone holding a sign or otherwise representing the current time.

youtube.com

Someone said to check out youtube.com for some reason.

Links and stuphf

This is going to be a logging sort of blog, I think. LOL.

Welcome

Corresponding parts of congruent triangles are congruent -- CPCTC!