February 16, 2006

Uses for psychokinesis

If I had psychokinetic powers, I could go without corrective lenses because I could just mentally apply gentle pressure to my eyeballs to focus my vision.

When I want to lie on the couch and read, and there is no place to put my pencil because it might get lost in the couch's crevices or be out of reach on the floor, I could just levitate my pencil in the air until I needed it.

I could stir coffee without touching it.

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