Mailbox day

If my mailbox can see its shadow then we'll have six more weeks of junk mail.

Gluttony

The crane is a symbol of gluttony since the long neck represents the extended pleasure of swallowing. I think that certain foods inspire gluttony ... such as pulled-pork barbecue sandwiches.

The taste is really good and satisfying to my primal needs. Burping is no discomfort; in fact, it is great to regurgitate in my mouth to enjoy the flavor longer before swallowing again. If I ever find a piece of gristle — which is rare from our local barbecue experts — I can save it in a plastic container in the refrigerator so that I can take it out from time to time to chew and gnaw on it. It would be great to have a ton of barbecue and Brunswick stew to fill a bathtub so I could lie in it and lazily chew and lick while it fills my mouth in my sleep. If I were to meet a pig I would probably slap a sandwich bun on each side of it and just put my mouth on it as long as I could.

The owner of the restaurant warned, “You're going to turn into a barbecue sandwich.”

UNKNOWN CALLER

Is there a tomb of the Unknown Caller? Does a telephone service technician pace in front to guard it?

Uses for psychokinesis

If I had psychokinetic powers, I could go without corrective lenses because I could just mentally apply gentle pressure to my eyeballs to focus my vision.

When I want to lie on the couch and read, and there is no place to put my pencil because it might get lost in the couch's crevices or be out of reach on the floor, I could just levitate my pencil in the air until I needed it.

I could stir coffee without touching it.

You kid could trip and die

In this age of not wanting to be sued, a Canadian school posted this list of warnings, including possible tripping, tripping, tripping, tripping, or drowning.

human clock

HumanClock.com is pretty nifty. It loads a new photo every minute showing someone holding a sign or otherwise representing the current time.

youtube.com

Someone said to check out youtube.com for some reason.

Links and stuphf

This is going to be a logging sort of blog, I think. LOL.

Welcome

Corresponding parts of congruent triangles are congruent -- CPCTC!